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I’m perched on a floating broom, my arms squeezing the life
out of my little sister’s waist.
“You girls alright?” my mom calls down. She’s
watching us from behind the second-story cottage window. “You’re
not airsick? Maybe I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”
“I’m fine,” Miri chirps.
“Me too,” I lie as the two of us wobble from side
to side like we’re on a haunted seesaw. We’re straddling
a plastic broom four feet above the dewy ground. In what deranged
world would I be fine? My eyes are cemented closed, I’m biting
my lip, and every one of my muscles is clenched in fear.
“I don’t want you girls gone for more than an hour,”
my mom warns. “So be back here at eleven p.m. sharp. I’ll
leave the window open so you can fly straight back in. If you think
anyone has spotted you, return here immediately. And Rachel, don’t
you dare take off that helmet!”
How does she know my secret plan? “But it’s itchy!”
“She won’t.” Miri pats my knee. “You ready?
Here we go!”
Nausea and dizziness wash over me. Maybe this isn’t such
a brilliant idea. My legs are dangling like a rag doll’s,
and the broom is starting to chafe.
“Don’t go too fast,” I plead in a super-high
pitched voice, like I just inhaled a balloonful of helium. “And
don’t go too high. We don’t want to smash into an airplane.
And don’t--”
The broom jerks forward, I swallow a scream, and suddenly we’re
flying through upstate New York.
“Be careful!” my mom hollers in the background.
I’m flying. I’m flying. I’m flying! I’m
flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I might be dreading going back to school, but at least I’m
flying high during spring break. Literally.
I gingerly open my right eye as we shoot past the gate to our
rented cottage and zoom over the dirt road. The wind caresses my
cheeks, my arms, my hair . . . I think the wind just blew a leaf
up my nose. But who cares? How cool is this?
Don’t look down, don’t look down!
I look down.
My shoelaces are hanging over the sides of my new pink sneakers
like floppy-dog ears. I really should have double knotted. These
are the new pink sneakers that my mom bought to cheer me up. To
make a long, heartbreaking story short, I spent the first few days
of vacation moping because Raf Kosravi, the love of my life, hates
me because I (unintentionally) stood him up for Spring Fling to
go to my father's wedding.
Buying the shoes was really thoughtful of my mom. She’s
definitely trying to be more understanding. On the same night she
surprised me with the cheer-up present, she dropped her slice of
pepperofu (vile, flavorless, pepperoni-shaped slabs of tofu) pizza
and announced, “Miri, banning you from using witchcraft isn’t
working. If you’re going to do it anyway, as you’ve
been doing for the last two months, I want to teach you to use magic
responsibly. The three of us are going on a trip. Start packing.”
My jaw fell open in midchew. Mom was finally seeing the light!
See, I've only recently discovered that my mom’s a witch.
My sister, too. Everyone’s a witch except me. Well, not my
dad or any of my friends. But everyone I live with. And my mom had
a very strict rule: absolutely no magic until Miri finishes her
training. My mom is anti-magic herself, preferring to be a non-practicing
witch. So this change of heart was a major coup.
“Yes!” I cheered while debating what to pack. Going-out
clothes or won’t-be-seeing-anyone-worth impressing sweats?
I didn’t mind leaving the city, mostly because my best and
now only friend (since I embarrassed myself phenomenally at the
school fashion show), Tammy, is spending spring break in the Gulf
of Mexico with her mom and stepmom (yes, her mom is married to a
woman). “Magic for everyone! Can we put a love spell on Raf?”
“Don’t push your luck” was my mom’s response.
“Love spells are not what I consider responsible.”
What was the point of having a witch for a mom if she won’t
perform one measly love spell on the boy of my dreams? If only she
were more like a friend and less like a mother.
Anyway, we left extra food for Tigger, our cat, and Goldie, our
goldfish, rented a car and drove from our cozy downtown Manhattan
apartment to a rented cottage in the middle of nowhere, where she
claimed we’d have no nosy neighbors to witness our shenanigans.
We arrived on Wednesday night, two entire days ago. Forty-eight
hours in a two-bedroom cottage that smells like a mixture of mothballs
and apples. Forty-eight hours of no cable. No DVDs. No Internet.
I’ve had nothing to do except watch while my mom trains Miri,
which surprisingly isn’t that much fun. Fine, it’s semi-fun.
At least my mom is finally letting Miri perform practical magic
instead of just reciting the history of witchcraft. But watching
Miri attempt to levitate inanimate objects gets old fast.
The peach-colored coffee mug hovering three inches above the kitchen
table is unbelievable. Four inches is awesome. Five is funky. Six
. . . yawn. After two days, rising kitchen dishware gets a wee bit
repetitive. Actually, downright sleep inducing. It wasn’t
until this afternoon, while my mom was showing Miri how to float
a paper towel, that it occurred to me that if Miri could make a
towel fly, why couldn’t she make us fly?
I found the broom in the hallway closet. It was old and scraggly,
and some of the bristles were bent at odd ninety-degree angles,
but it would do the trick. “Is there any truth to the witches-flying-on-brooms
legend?” I asked, yanking it out, causing a dustbin to fall
on my head.
“Well . . .” My mom hesitated. “No.”
I didn’t buy it. If a paper towel could levitate, why couldn’t
a broom? I walked over to her and looked deep into her green eyes.
“Do you swear?”
Instead of answering, she ran her bitten fingernails through her
shoulder-length bottle blond hair and sighed. “No.”
“What?” Miri cried, jumping out of her chair and causing
the paper towel to float back down to the table. Good thing she
raised glasses the day before. “You told me flying brooms
were a myth!”
“I know.” My mom took a moment to bite her thumbnail.
She and my sister share this disgusting habit. “But I was
worried about you. I didn’t want you flying around Manhattan,
bumping into the Empire State building.”
I clapped with gleeful excitement. From now on I travel in style.
Sweaty overcrowded subways? Never again. Running late to school?
I don’t think so. The only road I’m taking is Highway
Broom. “Teach me how!” I shrieked.
“You mean teach me,” Miri said snidely.
“If I knew I was going to teach you to fly, I would have
brought cigarettes,” my mom said.
“You promised to quit!” I muttered.
“I know, I know. I quit, alright? It’s just that letting
you fly is going to be stressful.” She bit her thumbnail again.
“I’ll teach you, but you have to promise--”
Be careful, go slow, stay low, whatever, yes, yes, yes!
“--to wear your bike helmets.”
Groan. Only my mom could make something as cool as flying look
geeky.
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